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    Cockroaches & Keith Richards
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    Default Rewrite a cliche

    Did you know it takes more muscles to frown than it does to headbutt a wall?

    There's no A in time.


    ... your turn

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    The comeback tour
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    The carrot at the end of the tunnel

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    You can fool some of the people some of the time, and part of the people part of the time.
    Quote Originally Posted by jalapeno View Post
    Thatcher's Government was when the damage was done

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    I am as stupid as I look
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    If you don't play with it you'll go blind
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    that reminds me of a musical my wife was, in there was a gospel song which had a repeated line "the light at the end of the tunnel ... the light at the end of the tunnel..." and after this had repeated I felt the urge to shout "is a train!".

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    Difficult second album
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    Yellow snow is tasty

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    Like taking candy from a ninja

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    The ill-advised world music album
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    Fuck all comes to those who wait


    Cease the day

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    The next big thing
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    Time wait's for no bus.

    A bird in the hand shit's on your palm.

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