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    Time waits for Norman
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    Cockroaches & Keith Richards
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    if at first you don't succeed: eBay.

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    Today is the first day of the rest of your wifes

    Lager is the best medicine.
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    The comeback tour
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    A stitch in time saves child support.

    A bird in the bush is worth two off the wrist.

    Make a man a fire and he will be warm for for a day, but set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

    A problem shared is a problem two people have.

    Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder

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    The rehab years
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    The road to heaven is paved with bad intentions.

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    Rock royalty
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    Too many cocks spoil the broth.
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    The rehab years
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spider20 View Post
    A bird in the hand shit's on your palm.
    Quote Originally Posted by monquixote View Post
    A bird in the bush is worth two off the wrist.
    A hand in the bush is worth a lark in a field.
    Hamblen:
    8.4.7.e.2) Head and club counters can be repositioned and can change tactics just like other monster counters (even though they are red on the flip side).

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    The ill-advised world music album
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    A bloke once told me to not worry about his (rather big) dog. "She's soft as two short planks." was his reassurance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by roundthebend View Post
    A bloke once told me to not worry about his (rather big) dog. "She's soft as two short planks." was his reassurance.
    Balsa wood?

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    The ill-advised world music album
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    You can lead a horse to water, but you can't get two in a bush!

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