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  1. #11
    The comeback tour
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick.Botfield View Post
    Fat Index
    20bmi

    National
    Below average
    I have less body fat than 97% of males aged 30-44 in my country. I am 31, so there's plenty of time to put on some weight!

    Global
    Below average
    I have less body fat than 80% of males aged 30-44 in the world.

    If everyone in the world had the same body fat as me, it would remove 40,521,575 tonnes from the total weight of the world's population.

    I'm most like someone from Eritrea. (Probably considerably less downtrodden though.)

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  2. #12
    The ill-advised world music album
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    Your numbers
    Fat Index
    21bmi
    BMI is a measure of the body’s fat content based on a person’s height and weight
    National
    Below average
    You have less body fat than 96% of males aged 30-44 in your country
    Global
    Below average
    You have less body fat than 77% of males aged 30-44 in the world


    Did you know?
    If everyone in the world had the same body fat as you, it would remove 34,966,968 tonnes from the total weight of the world's population
    You're most like someone from Nepal*


    Interestingly, that means I'm only just plumper than the average bloke from DR Congo or Eritrea. Wow, I need to get eating.
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  3. #13
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    what a load of cock. Problem with this is, it doesnt take into account above average muscle mass. Now Im not disputing my 'comfortable shape' these days as I approach 50........but at 18, 5' 10" and 14 + stone, fit as fuck, county colt rugby player and not an oz of body fat............puts me in the "big fat fucker" category..................well a BMI of 29 and someone from Tonga apparently................. these days Im bmi of 30 and from Kuwait............so Im not as fat a fucker as I first thought !!
    Last edited by bertie; 13th July 2012 at 08:40 AM.
    ......"Bertie is pretty much a zen master..................."

  4. #14
    The rehab years
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    Quote Originally Posted by bertie View Post
    what a load of cock. Problem with this is, it doesnt take into account above average muscle mass. Now Im not disputing my 'comfortable shape' these days as I approach 50........but at 18, 5' 10" and 14 1/2 stone, fit as fuck, county colt rugby player and not an oz of body fat............puts me in the "big fat fucker" category..................
    Anyone else notice its only members of the chunky club that have a problem with the way BMI is calculated?



    ...in seriousness, you are right regarding muscle mass - problem is most people with a high BMI don't lift weights and have big fuck-off muscles, they're just overweight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bertie View Post
    what a load of cock. Problem with this is, it doesnt take into account above average muscle mass. Now Im not disputing my 'comfortable shape' these days as I approach 50........but at 18, 5' 10" and 14 + stone, fit as fuck, county colt rugby player and not an oz of body fat............puts me in the "big fat fucker" category..................well a BMI of 29 and someone from Tonga apparently................. these days Im bmi of 30 and from Kuwait............so Im not as fat a fucker as I first thought !!
    But as we've discussed over and over and over the BMI is intended only for people with sedentary lifestyles. Using it on someone with high muscle mass is like using an IQ test to determine if a building will survive an earthquake.
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  6. #16
    Rock royalty
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    Yeh, I'm total proof of the muscle/fat thing. My BMI hasn't changed in a year but I'm a far better shape than I was this time last year. Sporky's dead right- it's mostly thereto try and get lazies & fatties to get their arses in gear

  7. #17
    Difficult second album
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    24. Most like someone from Senegal.

  8. #18
    Cockroaches & Keith Richards
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sporky_McGuffin View Post
    But as we've discussed over and over and over the BMI is intended only for people with sedentary lifestyles. Using it on someone with high muscle mass is like using an IQ test to determine if a building will survive an earthquake.
    oh for sure, yet these surveys never indicate that, and keep using sweeping generalisations for the whole population etc etc..............


    I was quite surprised TBH that I wasn't as high now as I thought.............but I have lost about 18lbs since xmas.................
    ......"Bertie is pretty much a zen master..................."

  9. #19
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    Wow- I'm Colombian!

    I always told my parents I thought I was adopted. I'm getting the first plane to Bogota and go rediscover my roots.
    Breeding mammals with insects is my personal bugbear.

  10. #20
    The ill-advised world music album
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    I am not sure how much I weigh, but based on an educated guess I am just about below average.

    I do think I am overweight though, and not very healthy for it.

    Of course, it's mostly cock that makes up the weight, but there's a bit of a belly too...

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