Shit that boils your piss

[bochetagrave]

Not that I could condone such action, but have you thought of ringing the fire brigade from a payphone and giving his name/address as the source of an out of control garden fire!

I hadn't, actually, but......

[guitarcookie1]

You mean people going too slow on the first road and too fast through the village ? (40/60 and 40/30).

For me it's the other way round - people doing 30 through the village (fair enough) but remaining at 30 when we hit the national speed limit road.

Yes - I bet these morons cause most/all of the accidents around here.

Should have added that second bit too..

[limbicsystem]

Family members too fecking tight to buy thier own stuff

[BlindLemonAde]

That reminds me actually. Folk who start accelerating when you try to overtake them on a dual carriageway/motorway. If you're going to take that much offence at being overtaken then drive faster to begin with.

Agreed - I think when you overtake, it wakes them up, and they realise "Oh, I can go faster here!"

I've had the occasional knobber in a BMW who takes off like a scalded cat - "You're not overtaking me in one of those!"

[Close2u]

People (mostly on the radio - when being interviewed or some-such, when there has to be spoken words to fill the air-space) whose first comments on being asked a question say, "Yeah! No!"


WTF is that all about?

It seems that their initial "Yeah!" may have come across as maybe a little too keen, too enthusiastic, too trite. So much so that they instantly contradict themselves with the "No".




Interviewer:
So - did you enjoy acting in [insert blockbuster film title here]?

Inerviewee:
Yeah! No!
I mean, it was good you know.
Yeah.

Interviewer:
And how was it working alongside [insert famous actor's name here]. Is he as amazing as his reputation suggests?

Interviewee:
Yeah! No!
You know, he's really cool.
Yeah, it was great, really wicked.




Grrrr.


And that's not to even mention the 'you know' nor the 'amazing' nor the 'wicked' etc etc etc.


God, you wouldd think on the radio they would get people who can speak!

[holnrew]

People who leave protective plastic film on new things... displays usually (though the ultimate in this is the plastic bags on car seats !)

I went to borrow my sister in law's Kindle thingy to take on holiday but, to my horror, it had the protective plastic shipping film still on it. Worse than that, it had lifted up on one corner and there were a couple of bubbles in it. She expressly forbade me to remove it.

The display itself is a nice matt finish but with the film on it reflects like a frigging mirror. What is the point of that ? You're trying to protect a nice screen that you will never have the advantage of because you're viewing it through a sheet of dirty clingfilm. I left it there... it would have driven me insane trying to read a book on it.

Just reading that made my blood pressure rise. It's not even like it's prone to scratches. If it bothers you that much, get a proper screen protector.

[hungrymark]

Women boil my piss at the moment. Not all women, obviously that would be unfair on about half the world's population, but the women in my life. Be more clear about what you need and what you want me to do about it.

[frankus]

Women boil my piss at the moment. Not all women, obviously that would be unfair on about half the world's population, but the women in my life.

well that narrows it down considerably..

Be more clear about what you need and what you want me to do about it.

they want you to listen and say "I guess that made you feel..."

it'd need to be some really hot shit to boil my piss... even though it is usually quite warm.

[hungrymark]

well that narrows it down considerably..

It narrows it down to two women in particular, although to be fair one of them is behaving herself at the moment

[BlindLemonAde]

Women boil my piss...

Is this a proposal for a new cookery programme, probably on Channel 5?