Shit that boils your piss

[ChrisJordan]

But that scale's just another way of saying "from 1 to 10"


Put it this way - I like things to be clever rather than vulgar.

I think it's clever and vulgar. Definitely smarter than American Pie.

[musophilr]

Politicians

The Eee Yew

Microsoft

[stickyfiddle]

All this daft Samsung/Apple patent lawsuit bollocks is stupid too. Such a monumental waste of both their monies, when it's obvious that both the touchscreen phone and tablet computer were invented by Star Trek..

[RocknRollDave]

A myriad of things that dumbass drivers do

[fatherjack]

'People' (a rather charitable description) who don't return shopping trolleys properly. My local supermarket has recently converted all trolleys to the 'insert a £1 coin' type and things have improved greatly - you no longer see trolleys rolling across the car park, pushed by people too lazy to push them the whole twenty yards to the nearest trolley bay KILLTHEMKILLTHEMRIPOUTTHEIREYESSETFIRETOTHEIRENTRA ILSKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL

[longtallronnie]

The inevitable soldier/footballer comparisons that follow the inevitable exit of the England football team from a major tournament.

The addition of pineapple to savoury food being sufficient to deem it Hawaiian.

Morrisey comparing patriotism and pride in the achievements of our athletes with nazi Germany.

Moaning in general.

[Lixarto]

Morrisey

Now, I like the Smiths, but the boy's a total fool.

Even I'm proud of Team GB, and I'm not very British.

[godlykepower]

People who think that Katie Price/Kim Kardashian/footballers et al. are role models.
People who think that liking Kid Rock makes you a "metalhead."
People who think that owning a lowered Corsa makes them a racing driver.
Americans who think the USA is the centre of the universe.
People who apparently got their driving license from a xmas cracker rather than being skilled.
Anyone who thinks that Big Brother is entertaining & the winner is talented somehow.
Anyone who doesn't think that "Spaced" is one of the best British comedies ever made.
Anyone who still thinks that religion is the answer.

[scrumhalf]

Pretty much 75+% of everything these days makes me fume. Today's list includes:

People who take your money, provide a shit service and are "unable" to compensate you for your enjoyment of said shit service. I'm talking to you, East Coast Trains. Let's see how your terms and conditions stand up in court,

People on the platform who stand in front of train doors so that when they open and you want to get out, they're blocking the way and refuse to move. How can you be that stupid and be allowed out on your own?

Guardianistas.

The LibDems. Because, in the current economic shitfest, we really need to divert resources from helping people who have a daily struggle to make ends meet and pile them into reforming the House of Lords. The biggest argument against PR - you end up with small parties who have no idea how to govern placed in positions of influence.

People who shuffle along the street unable to walk at a decent pace or watch where they're going because they're too busy texting - the sooner we issue licences for people to wak along the street the better.

Virgin. At a rough calculation I've had in excess of 1,500 personally-addressed invitations to take up your cable/phone/internet services, and I have failed to take up any of those invitations or indeed express any indication of interest. And yet your leaflets and letters continue to arrive. Are you stupid? Can you not spot a trend?

London Borough of Barnet. Your recycling bin collectors missed out on the Olympic trials for some reason that eludes me. I mean, their ability to hurl an emptied recycling bin yards from where they collected it surely shows more than a hint of athletic promise.

People with tattoos on their backs. Why? You can't see them! Do you hang your wallpaper with the design pasted to the wall?

[GAZTOPIA]

A myriad of things that dumbass drivers do

People saying "a myriad of" when a simple "myriad" would suffice.