Er....that ain't gonna happen.Originally Posted by hungrymark
When you say "Whats the matter"? and She says "Nothing". That's a lie. it's never nothing and it is a BIG deal. It's just that they play a game where you have to guess and it's not until after you've wasted time and money on several aborted options to "Guess" that it boils over into a fight about "Nothing".
Women Eh, can't live with them, can't live without um.
this post is all wrong. here I've corrected it for yaEr....that ain't gonna happen.
When you say "Whats the matter"? and She says "Nothing". That's a lie. it's never nothing and it is a BIG deal. It's just that they play a game where you have to guess and it's not until after you've wasted time and money on several aborted options to "Guess" that it boils over into a fight about "Nothing".
Women Eh, can't live with them, can't live without um.
Women are pretty straight-forward all this myth and mystification stuff is just used to excuse people who've lived together for several decades and really don't have a clue about each other.Er....that ain't gonna happen.
When you say "Whats the matter"? and She says "Nothing". That's not a lie. it's never nothing and if you're a dick about it you'll make it a BIG deal. It's just that women know full well if you are told what's happening you'll intelectualise about it and solve it in a patronising fashion, rather than just support them in their solving it, so they'd rather you felt their plight which involves bewildering object lessons that seem like punishment. In your impatience and desperation to fix it and get back to normal you'll become resentful and "Guess" so that it boils over into a fight about "Nothing".
Women Eh, can't live with them, can't kill em.
People who stop in the "KEEP CLEAR" section of a junction and refuse to make eye contact whilst stopping you from going anywhere. People who don't let you change lanes when you've made an error, they peevishly speed up to ensure that you cant get in.
When Im cycling and people dont use their left hand mirror and insist on suddenly hugging the kerb, just as Im passing therebye forcing me to jump up onto the pavement.
4x4 cars in Urban areas - a constant source of danger to me when I'm cycling (two hits, several near misses) why oh why oh why, most of these people would have to have months of therapy if they got a spot of mud on their all terrain vehicles.
And finally, people who dont apologise when nearly knocking me off my bike.
Compilation albums with titles like "This is Rock" with songs that you've heard a trillion times.
Oh yes, this fucking rain!! I got pissed wet through on the bike on the way here yesterday, washed and dried my cycling gear overnight and now Im going to get pissed wet through again this morning, I'll start going mouldy soon.
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Women eh - can't live with them.
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Fixed that.
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Some women really aren't. But neither are some men, I suppose. Anyway it's all sorted, women are ace again and they don't boil my piss.
Shit that boils my holiday piss..... Bars that think the only way to get punters in is to have 40 giant screens all showing Sky Sports. I even saw a restaurant with the shit on.
It's impossible to find a bar without football on.
Perhaps next time I should go to Portofino or the Cote D'Azur or Gstaad.
Last edited by Emperor Fabulous; 4th October 2012 at 09:00 PM.
Are you ever happy? About anything?
I'm going there with school next yearYou're on holiday in the wrong place, clearly
Try Iceland
My name is Connor and I have a GAS problem.
I also have some videos of myself playing guitar. Here they are.
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