Shit that boils your piss

[musophilr]

You're on holiday in the wrong place, clearly

Try Iceland

I once worked for an employer whose offices were above Iceland. They were very civilised people to work for. I'll never forgive the Midland band for doing the dirty on them and forcing them to close the business.

[Bidley]

I'm going there with school next year

Say hi to Kerry Katona.

[bochetagrave]

[Emperor Fabulous]

Are you ever happy? About anything?

What?... In a thread called 'shit that boils your piss'?

[monquixote]

Say hi to Kerry Katona.

If she offers you the "prawn ring" then back away slowly without breaking eye contact. And if all else fails stay perfectly still as her vision is based on movement.

[Tuscan777]

I visited an 'attraction' last week and attempted to buy a family ticket to cover me and my 3 children (my family). But was told that the family ticket covers 2 adults and 2 children. I mentioned that there were only 4 of us, just not in the ratio they stipulated, they weren't having any of it. I then suggested I would class my 12 year old as an adult to take advantage of the reduced price, they weren't having that either.

So, I had to pay for us all seperately, which was £6 more than the family ticket. Not a huge amount in the grand scheme of things, but it did boil my whatsits, so thought I'd post here and have a moan!

Thanks

[musophilr]

"Recruitment consultants" that don't read your cv before ringing you up to ask a lot of silly questions to which they'd have the answers if they read your cv first.

[stickyfiddle]

"Recruitment consultants" that don't read your cv before ringing you up to ask a lot of silly questions to which they'd have the answers if they read your cv first.

I got a call from a recruiter the other day. Had the usual get-to-know-you conversation, got to salary and asked what I was after. I said "between £x and £y please", at which point he told me he had something at £x minus 10k. Not impressed..

[musophilr]

Come to think of it, just "recruitment consultants".


Failed engineers, a lot of them. Parasites all of them.

[Bidley]

If she offers you the "prawn ring" then back away slowly without breaking eye contact. And if all else fails stay perfectly still as her vision is based on movement.