You're welcome!Originally Posted by bochetagrave
Top of the piss-boiling pops at the moment:
They've re-organised my local Tesco. Almost everything that's not in the fresh fruit or frozen sections has been moved somewhere else. We now have two gormless types in bright yellow costumes holding big "I'm here to help" signs.
You want to help?
1) Put everything back where it was so that we don't go "fuck this, I'm off to Sainsbury's".
2) Put the sign-bearers back on the tills where they should be, so you don't have longer queues of people, already pissed off at having to hunt for something, now doubly pissed off at having to queue longer.
Perhpas we should all go round to the manager's house and re-arrange everything he owns into places he wouldn't dream of looking. If it's okay for the customers, surely it's okay for this polyester-clad twat.
And then, by way of apology, get rid of that gormless women on the tills who looks like a cross-dresser who got ready in a power cut and who has to conduct an in-depth audit of every single bloody item that someone buys.
Exactly. But this applies to all supermarkets. Bastards
He who laughs last ... is still using a slow modem
labia muzzle
LOL at Scrumhalf! As for my intolerance of tatoos, I don't mind them on blokes arms, but I draw the line at tats on kids - especially the home made ones.
The bastards have moved the fruit and veg around as well!
Maybe this is why they've had what their CEO euphemistically referred to as "negative growth" in the last quarter.
You can't buy what you can't find!
It's a (flawed) psych approach - the thinking is that you see things you wouldn't normally see because everything has moved, so you buy more.
More likely though, as this thread indicates, the shopper gets hacked off and leaves. Or possibly just swears under their breath according to the best British passive aggressive tendencies.
Me, I just buy the booze that's the loss leader and then go
1) My Line6 GX Toneport and Reaper. I get a lovely clean-borderline dirty tone and a lovely dirty-dirdy tone, record them both into reaper, to find that the tone coming from the recording is totally different to that coming from my fucking headphones.
2) That one girl on facebook who makes a new profile every 15 fucking minutes, persistently adds you. Texts you if you don't accept her, and when you do accept her, constantly posts:
a) photos of herself, posing in a way which makes her look totally different from real life.
b) baw statuses about how her life is difficult, when in fact she is a lot better off than people i know.
c) annoying statuses about stupid shit that NOBODY should care about...."sitting on the sofa with a nice cup of tea" and "watching twilight with my favourite person in the world" (who coincedentally was her worst enemy two days ago).
3) Really bad guitar shop salesmen. You know the type...."how much is that battered jcm900 cab?" "...mmmm....its gonna be 'vintage' in 5 years....let me think...£250"...it looks like it has been dropped off the back of a truck...plus it is a fucking JCM900 cab. It sounds just like any other fucking JCM900 cab...the point about it being vintage is blatant bullshit. I just wanted a cheap battered cab.
4) One Direction. Louis Walsh. General Happiness.
"they call him the demoniser..."
If you choose to use facebook and friend this person then I have no sympathy.
refer to the point about relentless incessant texting.
EDIT- didn't highlight the relentless and incessant nature of said texts in original post...
"they call him the demoniser..."
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote