Old(er) people who do 25mph everywhere, no matter what the speed limit...Originally Posted by Emperor Fabulous
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Oh, how could I have forgotten this one... my number one piss boiling item....
People who don't say thanks when you hold a door open for them, but just walk past you like you are some kind of fucking doorman.
I think it should be legal to punch people who do that, in the back of the head.
Abso-effing-lutely! That does somewhat grind my gears.
*edit/ caveat* the opinions of Peter Griffin are not necessarily ones I agree with, except the last one, got to agree with that to a certain extent at least
Last edited by littlegreenman; 18th October 2012 at 01:33 AM.
people who hold the door open for you when youre still yards from it thereby forcing you to increase your pace - and then expecting to be thanked for it
1. The increase in air traffic over here causing lots of noise
2. The government telling local authorities that they can pass council tax costs on to the unemployed.
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Hand in hand with that one is people when you say hello or good morning to just look at you right in the face and don't say a word, I really wanna drag them outside by the hair and repeatedly shut a car door on their fckn head, fckn ignorant CUNTS, I don't want to say hello you either wanker but it's called being fkn pleasant!
'Psychics' and 'Mediums' who put on shows and charge people money to spout bullshit to them. Like that knob Derek Acorah.
Is there a woman in the room ? A woman with two legs ? I'm speaking to your mother.... I can see her now... she's was a woman wasn't she ?
People who block the supermarket isle with their trolleys while chatting or leave their trolleys at an angle on one side of the isle then bend over right next to them causing a blockade, ARE YOU FKN FRENCH OR WHAT?
I don't even pause nowadays I grab their trolley and take it with me till it's out of the way, I find it very satisfying in a tiny petty not really addressing my real problems kinda way
Monthly 1-2-1's at work. They just can't seem to leave a bloke alone to get on with his job, they want us to improve month on month and provide 'evidence' for the everyday shit that we do....and then when I produce said 'evidence' I get told, "But that's just doing yer job Ade."
Fuck 'em. Got mine tomorrow lunchtime and I'm trying to prepare for it now....and slowly losing the will to live.
I always make a point of saying "You're welcome!" in a fairly loud, clear voice.. Actually shames some of the ignorant cunts into apologising..!
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