Shit that boils your piss

[bochetagrave]

People who block the supermarket isle with their trolleys while chatting or leave their trolleys at an angle on one side of the isle then bend over right next to them causing a blockade, ARE YOU FKN FRENCH OR WHAT?
I don't even pause nowadays I grab their trolley and take it with me till it's out of the way, I find it very satisfying in a tiny petty not really addressing my real problems kinda way

I push it as far as possible with my own trolley - little pleasures..!

[bochetagrave]

Hand in hand with that one is people when you say hello or good morning to just look at you right in the face and don't say a word, I really wanna drag them outside by the hair and repeatedly shut a car door on their fckn head, fckn ignorant CUNTS, I don't want to say hello you either wanker but it's called being fkn pleasant!

You fucking legend!

[bochetagrave]

Monthly 1-2-1's at work. They just can't seem to leave a bloke alone to get on with his job, they want us to improve month on month and provide 'evidence' for the everyday shit that we do....and then when I produce said 'evidence' I get told, "But that's just doing yer job Ade."

Fuck 'em. Got mine tomorrow lunchtime and I'm trying to prepare for it now....and slowly losing the will to live.

I feel your pain..

[stickyfiddle]

Hand in hand with that one is people when you say hello or good morning to just look at you right in the face and don't say a word, I really wanna drag them outside by the hair and repeatedly shut a car door on their fckn head, fckn ignorant CUNTS, I don't want to say hello you either wanker but it's called being fkn pleasant!

Can't argue with that. Me & MissF are the only people under 40 in our building who even frickin smile & nod at other people, never mind saying Good Morning or whatever.

On a related note, people who try and get on the tube before you've got off. They don't seem to compute that when the train is full there is no way they can get on before I've vacated the space I'm currently occupying, and that I can't get off if they're blocking the doorway. Asshats

[limbicsystem]

'Psychics' and 'Mediums' who put on shows and charge people money to spout bullshit to them. Like that knob Derek Acorah.

Is there a woman in the room ? A woman with two legs ? I'm speaking to your mother.... I can see her now... she's was a woman wasn't she ?

Derek Acorah is nothing compared with Peter Poppoff. If there really was such a thing as evil then he'd be it. Horrible, horrible man

[musophilr]

Monthly 1-2-1's at work. They just can't seem to leave a bloke alone to get on with his job, they want us to improve month on month and provide 'evidence' for the everyday shit that we do....and then when I produce said 'evidence' I get told, "But that's just doing yer job Ade."

Fuck 'em. Got mine tomorrow lunchtime and I'm trying to prepare for it now....and slowly losing the will to live.

Stone me! I thought yearly appraisals were bad enough!

I have however had two really good appraisals. The first was when my boss met me in the pub for lunch, bought me a pint, and said "You're doing all right, end of appraisal, OK?". The other was a different boss who had the same trouble as I did thinking of what to say in an appraisal. He said "What do you think?" so I said "No biggie", and he replied "That'll do - job done"

[bertie]

People who block the supermarket isle with their trolleys while chatting or leave their trolleys at an angle on one side of the isle then bend over right next to them causing a blockade, ARE YOU FKN FRENCH OR WHAT?
I don't even pause nowadays I grab their trolley and take it with me till it's out of the way, I find it very satisfying in a tiny petty not really addressing my real problems kinda way

are you me ?


I just smash into the trolly 'all dramatic' and 'excuse me can I just.......ooh sorry'


here, you get the 'middle aged 50 something' women who believe men should NOT be in a supermarket - , when you ask 'excuse me can I get to the ..............' they look at you as if you've just walked into the ladies.........................

[guitarnoob]

Stone me! I thought yearly appraisals were bad enough!

I have however had two really good appraisals. The first was when my boss met me in the pub for lunch, bought me a pint, and said "You're doing all right, end of appraisal, OK?". The other was a different boss who had the same trouble as I did thinking of what to say in an appraisal. He said "What do you think?" so I said "No biggie", and he replied "That'll do - job done"

Now that first one sounds like the perfect appraisal. Did you get him a pint for giving you such a good report?

[Dewar54]

Derek Acorah is nothing compared with Peter Poppoff. If there really was such a thing as evil then he'd be it. Horrible, horrible man

Cousin of Nadia popoff from rentaghost?

[jonnyburgo]

The guy who runs a bike shop near us arranged a 40 mile Sunday morning ride described as at a "reasonable" pace.
The cvnt fvcked off like Lance Armstrong on Crystal Meth, everybody was looking at each other thinking "what a cvnt"
Ok yes bike shop man point taken, you are the best and far stronger than anyone else.

Two days later I popped in to his shop to buy an innertube and he didn't even acknowledge me when I said hello.
Mega competitive moody no people skills bastard.