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    Quote Originally Posted by frankus View Post
    people with undiagnosed late onset diabetes who think they're angry but actually have a sugar imbalance.
    that was me ... can't think now what I might have been angry about, and I don't think I was angry all the time, but I have to say it didn't take much to get me really pissed off

    still doesn't actually, even though my blood sugar is far better controlled these days

    conclusion: blood sugar doesn't have a lot to do with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by monquixote View Post
    I bloke near where I work has a helmet mounted strobe light thing which is so bright that I nearly hit him with my car as I was almost completely blinded.
    A lamp on the end of his todger?

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    People who suck joy out of a forum by clinging to petty little bitchy vendettes with other forumites.

    'Vendette (n): like a vendetta but with only a 50cc engine'
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    Also - there weas a wine, but I druny it

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    the tories
    politicians
    bankers
    stock traders
    right wing religious nut jobs
    religion
    the monarchy
    oasis
    car/van/lorry e.t.c drivers who think all cyclists should be killed (would happily run them down any chance they get) scum!
    apple products also
    i'll be back (oh yes i will/i have plenty more vitriol to spit
    i have a lovely vintage lemon drop guitar

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    Don't forget Bono, will you?

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    Geography trip today.

    So today I have walked miles and miles, for hours and hours, non-stop, around Oxford, freezing cold and in the constant pouring rain, with no money and a coat that wasn't quite waterproof enough. I am beyond tired, I have a headache that feels like my skull is about to crack in half, my feet and legs have never been in so much pain before and to top it all off, I had to walk yet another mile home from school as well, on feet that felt like they were on fire.

    And now my sister is listening to Bon Jovi. BON FUCKING JOVI. I like a lot of that kind of homoerotic 80s poodle rock, but I could happily hit Jon Bon Jovi in the face with a fire extinguisher and not feel a shred of remorse. I'm sure he's a very nice bloke, but I can't hear past that fucking voice. He sounds like he's straining to do a massive great shit after being constipated for three weeks.

    Feed me cyanide.

    But don't think that I'm complaining needlessly and with a total lack of perspective, because obviously that'd never happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BucketheadRules View Post
    Geography trip today.

    So today I have walked miles and miles, for hours and hours, non-stop, around Oxford, freezing cold and in the constant pouring rain, with no money and a coat that wasn't quite waterproof enough. I am beyond tired, I have a headache that feels like my skull is about to crack in half, my feet and legs have never been in so much pain before and to top it all off, I had to walk yet another mile home from school as well, on feet that felt like they were on fire.

    And now my sister is listening to Bon Jovi. BON FUCKING JOVI. I like a lot of that kind of homoerotic 80s poodle rock, but I could happily hit Jon Bon Jovi in the face with a fire extinguisher and not feel a shred of remorse. I'm sure he's a very nice bloke, but I can't hear past that fucking voice. He sounds like he's straining to do a massive great shit after being constipated for three weeks.

    Feed me cyanide.

    But don't think that I'm complaining needlessly and with a total lack of perspective, because obviously that'd never happen.

    Make the most of it sunshine, these are your best yrs and its downhill from here

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    Bon Jovi were awesome. At least for about 5 songs.

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    [QUOTE=BucketheadRules;1378019]Geography trip today.

    So today I have walked miles and miles, for hours and hours, non-stop, around Oxford, freezing cold and in the constant pouring rain, with no money and a coat that wasn't quite waterproof enough. I am beyond tired, I have a headache that feels like my skull is about to crack in half, my feet and legs have never been in so much pain before and to top it all off, I had to walk yet another mile home from school as well, on feet that felt like they were on fire.

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    Next time get a taxi.

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    Found another cat on the road, dead this time, had been under the wheels of a car, in the next village. Spoke to his humans' neighbours who said they'd pass on the bad news. Again highly likely that the driver was doing 50 in a 30 mile limit, and couldn't be arsed to stop. If you run over a cat in a built up area you've killed someone's pet. You may not be required legally to stop but if you've any common decency you'd enquire at the house right next to where it happened.
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