Shit that boils your piss

[musophilr]

Kid owners who (a) think everyone on the planet loves kids, their kid in particular, b) don't realise that a good few people are frightened, or simply don't like kids, and (c) let their kid jump all over you with fucking shitty paws, and slavering goo from their mouths, all the while said owner is cooing and impressing on you how incredibly friendly their bloody filthy dirty brat is.

I don't like kids for fuck's sake, I wish they'd keep them under proper control.

Edited for alternative truth. This is in no way intended to detract from what chillidoggy said. I just thought it had alternative application.

[chillidoggy]

No probs, you're free to plagiarise my work, because I totally 100% agree with you!

[BucketheadRules]

Dog owners who (a) think everyone on the planet loves dogs, their dog in particular, b) don't realise that a good few people are frightened, or simply don't like dogs, and (c) let their dog jump all over you with fucking shitty paws, and slavering goo from their mouths, all the while said owner is cooing and impressing on you how incredibly friendly their bloody filthy dirty mutt is.

I like dogs but for fuck's sake, I wish they'd keep them under proper control.

All of this, except I really don't like dogs.

[limbicsystem]

Gibson owners who (a) think everyone on the planet loves their shit guitar, their gibson in particular, b) don't realise that a good few people are frightened of the shit noise they make, or simply don't like gibsons, and (c) let their gibson scream down your ears with fucking shitty tones, and sloppy pentatonic runs that make you wanna take their plank of a gibson and smash it on the floor, while said owner is crying and impressing on you just how incredibly awsome their bloody shitty plank of wood WAS.
I like guitars but for fuck's sake, I wish they'd ban gibsons.

[musophilr]

love it, limbicsystem ... could apply it to teles, bigsbys, what have you!

[chillidoggy]

I've been rant-raped!

[chillidoggy]

Reissue, or indeed any, CD's in cardboard covers instead of plastic jewel cases. Grrrrrrrrr!

[musophilr]

Reissue, or indeed any, CD's in cardboard covers instead of plastic jewel cases. Grrrrrrrrr!

I sympathise, but only because a fair bit of my CD storage is designed for jewel cases.

However I dislike jewel cases because they're too easy to break and the ones that are meant to have 2 CDs in them are too fiddly by half.

Now compare that with cardboard covers eg for your EllPees. The glue on these can come undone, but it's easily fixed with pritt stick. Nothing to break. And a gatefold cover for a double EllPee is no more hassle than a single.

I think that if CDs had been sold originally in cardboard covers we'd have accepted that because thats how our EllPees were packaged.

[chillidoggy]

You're right about the dual CD's, they're a pain, and he triple CD's are an even bigger pain.

But the thing about LP's is they were all the same. I loved LP covers, the artwork used to be soooo good on some of them!

[limbicsystem]

love it, limbicsystem ... could apply it to teles, bigsbys, what have you!

Yeah, bigsbys...What the hell is that all about?