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  1. #661
    Caught with coke and prostitutes
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    I've had lunch now so my list is growing. My happiness however is decreasing as lunch wasn't great today. Friday was a much better lunch day, I had two meat pies and mushy peas and felt like a king. [/northerner]

    Omelette
    Tiny disappointing sandwich
    Tomato soup
    Too ripe banana

    Back to annoying things - people not letting you join the motorway, when there is no traffic on their right whatsoever and they could just shift over and free up the left lane. Or when you are trying to be courteous and move across from the left lane to let people in at a motorway junction but the middle lane crew deside they need to drive along side you and wedge you in. And again there probably isn't someone to their right either so they could also just shift across if they were paying attention. So much traffic is the result of crap and/or inconsiderate driving.

  2. #662
    The ill-advised world music album
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    Estate agents.

    Estate fucking agents.

    End of thread.
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    it's hard to see the light when the fridge door is closed

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    The ill-advised world music album
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    Quote Originally Posted by hungrymark View Post
    You sort of can, if you've given 10% more effort than you have done previously, and you thought that that previous effort was all that you could give. It's figurative rather than an actual statistical analysis of effort made, no?
    I get what you're getting at but you can't physically do anything beyond your maximum capability. At maximum, you're giving it 100% of your potential. Anything less is less. If at some point you improved your physical power then your newer higher level would still be 100%, albeit a new maximum level.
    "Simon, I'm going to give it 150% tonight". No you're not you nob!

  4. #664
    The comeback tour
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoStu View Post
    I get what you're getting at but you can't physically do anything beyond your maximum capability. At maximum, you're giving it 100% of your potential. Anything less is less. If at some point you improved your physical power then your newer higher level would still be 100%, albeit a new maximum level.
    "Simon, I'm going to give it 150% tonight". No you're not you nob!
    But this one goes to eleven...

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    The ill-advised world music album
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    Whichever one of my cats decided it was a good idea to piss in my fruit bowl last night.
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  6. #666
    The ill-advised world music album
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    Drummers.

    This should be a sticky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chillidoggy View Post
    Drummers.

    This should be a sticky.
    lol!
    Quote Originally Posted by stickyfiddle View Post
    If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably a far-eastern fake pretending to be a duck...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hungrymark View Post
    But this one goes to eleven...
    Quote Originally Posted by stickyfiddle View Post
    If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably a far-eastern fake pretending to be a duck...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoStu View Post
    I get what you're getting at but you can't physically do anything beyond your maximum capability. At maximum, you're giving it 100% of your potential. Anything less is less. If at some point you improved your physical power then your newer higher level would still be 100%, albeit a new maximum level.
    "Simon, I'm going to give it 150% tonight". No you're not you nob!

    If you think that your giving something 100% and then you improve by 10% then you must have only been giving 90% or you're now giving 110%
    'My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic'

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    Skunk stripes on necks with separate fretboards... why??
    Quote Originally Posted by stickyfiddle View Post
    If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably a far-eastern fake pretending to be a duck...

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