Will Gompertz - WTF is that look all about? In fact, all TV "Art" correspondents: cocksuckers, every one.
Feet on seats on public transport - I don't give a blue fcuk if you do it at home!
The filthy-clothed builder that thinks he's going to sit right beside you on the train & he's only fcuking going to work. Barsteward.
"Anyfink Else?" when you've finished your order at the bar.
People that leave button clicks on on their phones/dingleberrys.
There was always gonna be one... The odds on it being your were quite long, so well done for beating the field
in the olden days it would take a simple misplaced apostrophe to bait be into an unnecessary comment - but since my rebirth im happy to let all but the funniest go - still a sucker for dodgy maths though