Shit that boils your piss

[SeriousCat]

If you think that your giving something 100% and then you improve by 10% then you must have only been giving 90% or you're now giving 110%

(90.91%)

[FBF]

(90.91%)

There was always gonna be one... The odds on it being your were quite long, so well done for beating the field

[mjpgallagher]

New to posting on here but here goes.

Will Gompertz - WTF is that look all about? In fact, all TV "Art" correspondents: cocksuckers, every one.
Feet on seats on public transport - I don't give a blue fcuk if you do it at home!
The filthy-clothed builder that thinks he's going to sit right beside you on the train & he's only fcuking going to work. Barsteward.
"Anyfink Else?" when you've finished your order at the bar.
People that leave button clicks on on their phones/dingleberrys.

Impersonal stereos and speakerphone usage.

[Dewar54]

The filthy-clothed builder that thinks he's going to sit right beside you on the train & he's only fcuking going to work.

Dirty fckn workmen, they bathe in their own piss you know and they all wank into your towel when your not looking.

[SeriousCat]

There was always gonna be one... The odds on it being your were quite long, so well done for beating the field

in the olden days it would take a simple misplaced apostrophe to bait be into an unnecessary comment - but since my rebirth im happy to let all but the funniest go - still a sucker for dodgy maths though

[stickyfiddle]

Blue lights at Christmas. WTF? Christmas colours are white, silver, gold, red and green.

BLUE??? No!!

[Sporky_McGuffin]

Blue lights at Christmas. WTF? Christmas colours are white, silver, gold, red and green.

BLUE??? No!!

Consider your invitation to Chateau Sporky revoked.

[stickyfiddle]

Consider your invitation to Chateau Sporky revoked.

Didn't want to come anyway

[Sporky_McGuffin]

That's because you know that the UNPRECEDENTED levels of AWESOME would PULVERISE your FEEBLE MIND.

I reckon.

[Lixarto]

Nah; he thinks you live at a police station.