Shit that boils your piss

[stephenxxx]

christmas buttplug?

LOL. Nah, this year I'm not buying xmas presents to my local church.

[Dewar54]

Just sitting here waiting for the next episode of Walking Dead......where the fuck is it? You know what, make a whole series and put it on with a start and a fucking end then make the next series. I'm done with this new thing of a few episodes here and there with no real way of knowing if it's even stopped, it doesn't build tension IT'S FUCKING ANNOYING and it kills momentum. Fuck off

[Red Rabbit]

As of late, mainly myself. Everything else just seems like a consequence of that.

[DaveMcK]

40 hours of community service.

[chillidoggy]

Downloadable "free" programmes.

The ones that either require a credit card, because it turns out that the "free" means you have to pay after a period of time, or the ones that load all kinds of other shit programmes you have absolutely no need of, and then have to spend time unistalling.

[Emperor Fabulous]

Drivers who indicate to pull into your lane on the motorway just as you are almost passing them. I know I've already moaned about that one, but two wankers did it to me this morning, causing me to brake sharply - in case they were just about to fill my windscreen with vehicle. Seriously... how much fucking effort is needed to move your eyeballs briefly to your wing mirror to check if you're about the scare the shit out of someone before you touch the indicator stalk ?

[holnrew]

Chunky farts.

[chillidoggy]

The media reporting whenever a tragedy takes place elsewhere other than the U.K. As an admittedly exaggerated example, they might start by saying something like "Three Britains were killed today in a train crash in Africa. 685 others were also known to have died in the accident."

What difference does it make? They're still people, aren't they?

[bochetagrave]

Jerry Sadowitz used to do a thing on his c4 show, years back, about just that!

[musophilr]

The media reporting whenever a tragedy takes place elsewhere other than the U.K. As an admittedly exaggerated example, they might start by saying something like "Three Britains were killed today in a train crash in Africa. 685 others were also known to have died in the accident."

What difference does it make? They're still people, aren't they?

I've often noticed that, but hey, only Britons matter, there's plenty more where the others came from.