Shit that boils your piss

[Not_the_DJ]

Gok Wan.

(I saw him on the TV last night, surely he's too old to be wearing his kecks round his knees, make him look like a mutant. Also, I don't reckon he's gay at all, it's a front so he can grab women's baps and see them naked. Fair play to the lad)

I know someone who used to work with him when he was just a fat bloke from Leicester...and I understand he was very very gay then.

[chillidoggy]

Chuggers in Ramsgate again.

Just once I'd like to be able to walk up the high street without having one of those annoying tossers leaping out in front of me and launching into a sympathy pitch about someone I don't know, who lives elsewhere on the planet, that apparently warrants a slice of my hard-earned.

[hungrymark]

Anyone that wears a baseball cap back to front.

Baseball caps full stop. I wouldn't say they boil my piss, they just look stupid on adults.

[limbicsystem]

Chuggers in Ramsgate again.

Just once I'd like to be able to walk up the high street without having one of those annoying tossers leaping out in front of me and launching into a sympathy pitch about someone I don't know, who lives elsewhere on the planet, that apparently warrants a slice of my hard-earned.

Why are they always so cocky too?
Next time ask them how much an hour they're on

[chillidoggy]

I dunno what they're being paid. With controlled substances, judging by their usual performance. I wouldn't mind so much but when the same bloke stops you as you're walking up the street, then collars you again on the way back down, it's too much.

[dindude]

Live, work related one:

People who request read receipts on all their e-mails! - do they really have sooo little to do, and get soo few e-mails, that they want to increase their traffic several-fold with read receipts - only so they can say to you in three-weeks time, in relation to their inconsequencial email, "but I sent you and e-mail and you did open it" - yes but I ignored it on purpose because it is inconsequencial bollocks that makes no difference to my day or anyone elses, oh and btw, why do we still employ you?

Oh, and trying to find this thread to vent when the search function is bollock'd.

Thanks, feel better now

[bobby_m]

People who request read receipts on all their e-mails!

Especially when they phone you up 20 seconds later saying "did you get my e-mail?" Yes, and you know I effin' did 'cos you put a bastard read-receipt on it. If you wanted to talk to me why didn't you just pick up the phone in the first place? Oh yes, 'cos you can't CC my boss in on a phone conversation can you?

[SeriousCat]

Especially when they phone you up 20 seconds later saying "did you get my e-mail?" Yes, and you know I effin' did 'cos you put a bastard read-receipt on it. If you wanted to talk to me why didn't you just pick up the phone in the first place? Oh yes, 'cos you can't CC my boss in on a phone conversation can you?

if you stopped denying that conversations happened when they blatantly did people wouldnt feel the need to have the conversations by email

[Snap]

Why are they always so cocky too?
Next time ask them how much an hour they're on

my standard response to all of them is "I donate by direct debit, I'm a member" I just can;t be arsed with it. Seem to spend so much time dodging them, right pain.

Snow, that boils my piss right now. Sick of it. It's not good snow, when there's tons and it's all pretty and that, no, it's that shit part time stuff, little bit here, little bit there, and it's bugging me. And more is due tomorrow. People driving in snow bugs me a little bit more than snow. Especially as I'm one of those cocky twats in a big 4x4 who thinks they own the road. But in snow, I actually do, for a little while, and they are all getting in the way of me fannying around.

[Mike.L]

Live, work related one:

People who request read receipts on all their e-mails! - do they really have sooo little to do, and get soo few e-mails, that they want to increase their traffic several-fold with read receipts - only so they can say to you in three-weeks time, in relation to their inconsequencial email, "but I sent you and e-mail and you did open it" - yes but I ignored it on purpose because it is inconsequencial bollocks that makes no difference to my day or anyone elses, oh and btw, why do we still employ you?

Oh, and trying to find this thread to vent when the search function is bollock'd.

Thanks, feel better now

We had a manager at my workplace who did this. Shame just about every Email he ballsed up and had to retract about 5 secs (literally) after he'd sent it......