Shit that boils your piss

[musophilr]

That's cool, I didn't realise one only has to apply grammatical rules if one minds... I shall bear that in mind for the future

It seems that any kind of grammar is optional these days.

[ddlooping]

I've done it before and do it soley to wake them out of their coma so that they don't kill them self or others - it usually works, you see them indicate and move into the left hand lane quickly afterwards as they realise they aren't on their couch but in the middle lane of the M fvcking 1.

Use your car horn?

[dindude]

Use your car horn?

Never, that's just rude

[Viz]

It seems that any kind of grammar is optional these days.

Mine's not. She celebrated her 95th birthday on Sunday

[chillidoggy]

It seems that any kind of grammar is optional these days.

It certainly is, judging from the latest pile of job application forms I've just had land on my desk. And so, it seems, is spelling. One bloke even managed to spell his address wrongly.

It wasn't like that in my day, I can tell you. (Cue Hovis-delivery type music.)

[hungrymark]

It certainly is, judging from the latest pile of job application forms I've just had land on my desk. And so, it seems, is spelling. One bloke even managed to spell his address wrongly.

It wasn't like that in my day, I can tell you. (Cue Hovis-delivery type music.)

I bet it was worse. I bet the literacy rate was way lower than it is today, and that you wouldn't have got a pile of job applications in the first place back then because, grammar schools aside, people were generally less well-educated (as a population, not meant as an aspersions on any individuals). I also bet that your job probably didn't exist back then. Why? Progress.

[A5D5E5]

It certainly is, judging from the latest pile of job application forms I've just had land on my desk. And so, it seems, is spelling. One bloke even managed to spell his address wrongly.

It wasn't like that in my day, I can tell you. (Cue Hovis-delivery type music.)

Occasional grammatical slips in quickly typed informal emails or forum posts are forgivable, but poor grammar in formal communication or repeated errors are very annoying and gives a very poor impression. Apostrophe abuse, poor selection and use of homophones and overuse of reflexive pronouns seem to be getting more and more common.

On the subject of grammar, I hate the historic present tense. People who use it (news reporters and documentary makers I'm looking at you) are twats. No discussion. Twats.

[limbicsystem]

People who use "ie" when they really mean "i.e.".

That's ok...F.B.F.

[musophilr]

Today I feel like a lump of dog shit. Yesterday afternoon & evening I also felt like a lump of dog shit and went to bed early. This morning I got up feeling no worse than I did yesterday morning so I've come to work, but tbh I'm not being very efficient.

[limbicsystem]

Today I feel like a lump of dog shit. Yesterday afternoon & evening I also felt like a lump of dog shit and went to bed early. This morning I got up feeling no worse than I did yesterday morning so I've come to work, but tbh I'm not being very efficient.

Dude, stop eating dog shit and you'll feel better..