Oh bollocks... (Or honesty is not always the best policy)

[holnrew]

Especially when it comes to women!

As we met online we were talking about whether we would have found each other attractive if we had met in real life.

I said "Yes I would have done..."

And here is where I dug myself a hole,

"...back then."

Ooops.

[MrMenturm]

Rug munching solves 99% of relationship problems.

[Grunfeld.]

Especially when it comes to women!

As we met online we were talking about whether we would have found each other attractive if we had met in real life.

I said "Yes I would have done..."

And here is where I dug myself a hole,

"...back then."

Ooops.

Would, "... but now I really like you I think you're gorgeous." have worked?

[holnrew]

Would, "... but now I really like you I think you're gorgeous." have worked?

Right, where's my time machine?

[jonnyburgo]

The moment when you know you've fucked up just as the final word tumbles out of your mouth. Been there many many times my friend.

[musophilr]

The moment when you know you've fucked up just as the final word tumbles out of your mouth. Been there many many times my friend.

That sounds similar to a microsecond being the time taken from pressing the Yes button for the dialog box after the delete key, to realising there's no backup and there was something you wanted in that file after all.

[frankus]

You know Holn, recovering from saying something inappropriate to a beatiful woman is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...

You need to be prepared to take time to win her around.
Convince her you've changed from being a thoughtless person to a thoughtful person
Show her you've thought a lot about what's troubling her and are prepared to listen to her feelings
Listen attentively and don't comment unless it's to express how what she's describing would make you feel, if it happened to you.

.. in other words, it's more trouble than it's worth, just spend a few days in the dog-house and don't get caught knocking one out.

[jonnyburgo]

You know Holn, recovering from saying something inappropriate to a beatiful woman is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...

You need to be prepared to take time to win her around.
Convince her you've changed from being a thoughtless person to a thoughtful person
Show her you've thought a lot about what's troubling her and are prepared to listen to her feelings
Listen attentively and don't comment unless it's to express how what she's describing would make you feel, if it happened to you.

.. in other words, it's more trouble than it's worth, just spend a few days in the dog-house and don't get caught knocking one out.

Classic

[FBF]

You know Holn, recovering from saying something inappropriate to a beatiful woman is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...

You need to be prepared to take time to win her around.
Convince her you've changed from being a thoughtless person to a thoughtful person
Show her you've thought a lot about what's troubling her and are prepared to listen to her feelings
Listen attentively and don't comment unless it's to express how what she's describing would make you feel, if it happened to you.

.. in other words, it's more trouble than it's worth, just spend a few days in the dog-house and don't get caught knocking one out.

Best Frankus post I have ever seen

[digitalscream]

Best Frankus post I have ever seen

Yes. I was going to sig it, but I'm pretty sure that would cheapen its greatness.

Frankus, I'm impressed