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    Wink Liam Neeson 'I will kill you' ringtone - free prezzie

    Hi guys!

    I just made this Liam Neeson ringtone for myself and thought I would share it with anyone that wanted it. It's on Soundcloud HERE

    It's 37 seconds long so, to here it all, you'll have to knock off your voicemail as most voicemail cuts in at 30 seconds.


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    in 200 years there might be some sort of dreadful apocalypse that wipes most of humanity from the earth - the few survivors will live off the scorched land in roaming bands of savages for a further century before settling down into rough permanent communes across the healing planet - nu-archaeologists from the universities that grow in these "cities" will find and retro-engineer all sorts of interesting old tech until they eventually create and distribute the mobile phone another century after the communes are created - one year after this people will invent "comedy ring tones" and actually find them to be funny for a bit

    congratulations skodster - you are 401 years ahead of your time

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    Play nice, kids.
    "You do things your way and you put your life in God's hands. You do things someone else's way and you take your life in your own hands." Confucius

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    Quote Originally Posted by SeriousCat View Post
    in 200 years there might be some sort of dreadful apocalypse that wipes most of humanity from the earth - the few survivors will live off the scorched land in roaming bands of savages for a further century before settling down into rough permanent communes across the healing planet - nu-archaeologists from the universities that grow in these "cities" will find and retro-engineer all sorts of interesting old tech until they eventually create and distribute the mobile phone another century after the communes are created - one year after this people will invent "comedy ring tones" and actually find them to be funny for a bit

    congratulations skodster - you are 401 years ahead of your time
    ouch!



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    I dunno - you try and do something nice for people...
    labia muzzle

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    Quote Originally Posted by SeriousCat View Post
    in 200 years there might be some sort of dreadful apocalypse that wipes most of humanity from the earth - the few survivors will live off the scorched land in roaming bands of savages for a further century before settling down into rough permanent communes across the healing planet - nu-archaeologists from the universities that grow in these "cities" will find and retro-engineer all sorts of interesting old tech until they eventually create and distribute the mobile phone another century after the communes are created - one year after this people will invent "comedy ring tones" and actually find them to be funny for a bit

    congratulations skodster - you are 401 years ahead of your time
    I take it that you won't be taking advantage of my kind-hearted offer then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skodster View Post
    I take it that you won't be taking advantage of my kind-hearted offer then?
    if i live to be 437 ill be all over it

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    Quote Originally Posted by bochetagrave View Post
    I dunno - you try and do something nice for people...
    I'm not trying to do anything nice for people ... so I guess you're right.

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    Would Jesus use it as his ringtone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by holnrew View Post
    Would Jesus use it as his ringtone?
    Yes, but he's a typical 'billy no mates' that would have it but no one would ever ring him.
    Give us your gaffa tape, we don't want your guitars.

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