Can you remember all the guitars you've owned?

[Not_the_DJ]

I think it's...

Electrics:

Rockster (cheapo superstrat things made of chipboard)
JHS Les Paul Copy
Washburn Mercury MG30
OLP Ernie Ball MM (the cheap one)
Epiphone Sheraton
Fender Lite Ash Strat
Fender '72 Custom Tele
Godin Exit 22
Gibson Les Paul Smartwood Exotic*
Ibanez Artcore
Gibson The Paul*
Fender MIM FSR Strat*
Fender MIM FSR Tele*
Gibson Les Paul Junior*

Acoustics

Unknown brand cheapo nylon string thingy
Unknown brand black cheapo steel string thingy
Tanglewood something or other
Yamaha APX-9C
Simon and Patrick 12 String
Simon and Patrick CW Folk*

*Still got

[bertie]

Can you remember all the guitars you've owned?

yes

[mrerikryman]

Not a clue about the last year, never mind before that. It's better that way.

[Guitarmonkey]

No way, I've had dozens over the years.

Satellite "Strat copy" Bought in a pawnshop in Shotton.

Some of them from "Bargain Stores" in Connahs Quay

[DrBob]

No...

I smoked to much weed for too many years.

Made me laugh till coffee came out of my nose...
So for me it's kind of the same but I find it easier to remember if I do it by brand/guitar type:

Strats:

Starforce 8005 (First guitar, Pink with "Scorcherz" pickups)
Fender Mexi Standard Strat, (White)
Nat Hardtail CBS style partscaster
88 Strat Plus (Kind of Custard Coloured)
Squier JV Strat (White)
Squier Japan CBS type Strat (White)
Fender Mexi Standard Strat (Sunburst)
Tyler Studio Elite Hollow HD (Sunburst)*
Squier JV Strat (Black)
Charvel CX291 (White)*

Musicmans:

Axis (Purple)*
Axis Sport MM90 (Pewter)
Axis SuperSport Hardtail (Blue)
Albert Lee Hardtail (Pinkburst)
Albert Lee trem (Sunburst)
Silhouette Special (Purple)
OLP Silhouette (Red)

Steinbergers:

Hohner "The Jack" (Red)
Steinberger GM4T (white)
Steinberger GP4T (Black)
Steinberger Spirit GU-7 (Green/Blue)
Steinberger Spirit GT Pro (Black)
Steinberger Spirit GT-Pro (White) *
Hohner G2T (black/white)
Hohner G3T (Black)
Fusion Guitars Mini Vee x3

Gibson Types

Epiphone Sheraton (Black)
Epiphone LP Jr 57RI
Heritage 535 (Black)*
83 Burny SG Jr (Red)*

Other Stuff:

Yamaha Blues Saraceno Sig
Yamaha Pacifica 120SD
Ibanez 540 Saber/Jem hybrid
Fret-King Esprit V
Callistocaster/Fusion/Wez V Esquire custom *


Basses:

Warwick Thumb 5
Steinberger Spirit 5
EBMM SUB Sterling *
Fender Mark Hoppus *
Bass Collection SGC301

* means I've still got it

[loverocker]

(optimistically presses the 'Quick Reply' button...)

Kimbara SG
nameless semi acoustic 1
nameless semi acoustic 1
noname Strat copy
Washburn Stage A20V
Tokai Springy Sound 1
Gibson Firebird
Les Paul Standard DC
Tokai Les Paul Reborn
Gibson RD Artist
Tokai Springy Sound 2
Tokai Love Rock Relic
Gibson Custom Shop LP Standard
noname L5C replica
Gibson Les Paul Classic
Gibson ES-225
Overwater 6-string guitar
Fender Tele Jr
Gibson ES-335
Fender MIM Strat
Patrick Eggle Berlin
Tokai Love Rock LS-320
PRS Standard 24
S&P SP6 Cedar
Yamaha SG2000
Bacchus Zemaitis-alike
Fender Lead I
Washburn Stage A15V
Tokai Breezy Sound
Gibson Flying Vee
Fender Indonesian Strat
Tokai Jazz Sound bass
Gibson Les Paul Jr
Tokai 27-fret super-Strat
Gibson Les Paul goldtop 1
Max Burst
Gibson Les Paul goldtop 2
Tokai Goldstar
Hohner G2T
Parker Night Fly
Thorn Artisan
ESP GL kamikaze
Hohner G3T

[axisus]

Probably had about 30, still got 17. Can't be assed to list them though.

Started with a cheap nylon acoustic, and last in has been an amazing Status bass. I think that's progress.

[loverocker]

Probably had about 30, still got 17. Can't be assed to list them though.

Started with a cheap nylon acoustic, and last in has been an amazing Status bass. I think that's progress.

Two strings fewer = progress!

[evilmags]

Yamaha SG200
Yamaha SG 2000
Columbus ES 336 alike
No Name 12 string accoustic
Lowden LS 1
Ibanez RG550
Gibson LP Standard
Gibson LP Class 5
PRS CU22
Heritage H 575
Nathan Sheppard NSG26
Patrick Eggle Vienna Pro
Ibanez 7 string pimped buy Neil Morgan
Wechter "Aitana" steel string
Wechter "Miranda" Nylon string
Maton 12 string
Dubriulle P/J bass
Samick Mandolin
Morgan Cistom LP on way.

[impmann]

To answer the original question...

Nope. No hope!!