Multitasking (of a type)
A few days ago I was in the gents at one of the top city centre department stores. A man was peeing, using his left hand to 'aim' while his right hand held his smartphone. He was very busy texting as his thumb was working frantically. Peeing and texting, together that amounts to multitasking in my book. When he finished his primary function, he continued to text away.
I wonder if his texts are viral........
Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway! [Mary Kay Ash quotes]
Einstein once wrote: "The important thing is to not stop questioning."
one of the sad things about living on my own is that there is no-one to cheer when i wee more-or-less accurately while standing outside the bathroom
Impressive stuff. I pissed on the khazi floor last night, and my phone was nowhere in sight.
I played 40 Thieves on my phone while doing my morning poop. No mess.
You're with stupid. ▲
And I played a game of solitaire on my iPad whilst crapping, again with no mess, despite last night's chilli and beer.
And they say men can't multitask. Bullhonky!
You're with stupid. ▲
I can wee and shower, bathe or swim at the same time.
Maturity is realizing that a few bad examples don't represent the whole.
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I had a wank whilst looking a picture of the missus. Does that count as multitasking?
nah - thats called "lying"Originally Posted by chillidoggy
You haven't seen the picture.
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