you're a church minister arent you ?
......"Bertie is pretty much a zen master..................."
seemed like a good career choice. don't have to work. get to kneel a lot. free wine on sunday mornings. free house. pension and direct access to heaven when all finished.Originally Posted by bertie
what's not to like?
the clients ?
......"Bertie is pretty much a zen master..................."
but if they piss you off you can sentence them to internal damnationthe clients ?
ie the shits and bad wind!!
Depending on the date I'd be up for this, definitely. Be nice to see all you reprobates again
"Pardon me while I burst into flames!"
yes, you can get those valves............................
......"Bertie is pretty much a zen master..................."
*face of shame*
"Pardon me while I burst into flames!"
I could be up for that - less than an hour from here (or 30 mins from the g/f's place).
Bristol isn't in the centre of the West Country - it's pretty much the North-East corner of it.
"Brilliant things instead of weeping will be for the person who comes to the truthful one. But a long period of darkness, foul food, and the word 'woe' - to such an existence your religious view will lead you, O deceitful ones, of your own actions." - 1000 years BCE, Zoroaster predicts the coming of Keanu.
wrong - to us 'locals' - west country is north and east somerset/bristol/glos/wilts
west and south somerset/dorset/debbun and cornwall be the south west
......"Bertie is pretty much a zen master..................."
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