You can keep your Joe Satriani Amp of the month,

**ChrisJordan** · 5th February 2013, 01:25 AM

and your Steve Vai, Jimmy Hendrix, and Zakk Wylde pedals. Don't even get me started on signature guitars.

THIS is what I need.

**GAZTOPIA** · 5th February 2013, 07:17 AM

God bless America!

**Emperor Fabulous** · 5th February 2013, 08:05 AM

Land of the Insane.

**Viz** · 5th February 2013, 08:15 AM

Can't believe it. Ted Nugent ammo. Incredible. What would the equivalent over here be?

**bertie** · 5th February 2013, 08:32 AM

Bill Roache condoms

**Viz** · 5th February 2013, 08:35 AM

Bill Roache's condoms. Nice

**chillidoggy** · 5th February 2013, 08:36 AM

Chris Huhne speed awareness courses.

**Viz** · 5th February 2013, 08:38 AM

:-D

**bertie** · 5th February 2013, 08:41 AM

in fairness to Ted (my what a high pitched singing voice for one so 'rugged') he does promote "kill it, to eat it" hunting and not just for sport

**octatonic** · 5th February 2013, 08:43 AM

Originally Posted by Viz

Can't believe it. Ted Nugent ammo. Incredible. What would the equivalent over here be?

Jeremy Clarkson school for diplomacy.

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