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    Quote Originally Posted by bertie View Post
    also wear them 'up close' and not 1/2 way down her conk
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lixarto View Post
    In that case, take your glasses off.
    *groan*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lixarto View Post
    In that case, take your glasses off.
    I see what you did there.*

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    * And I'm shocked that the thread made it this far before I was forced under pain of interwebs death to enter this cliche!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Myranda_Rose View Post
    I really want glasses*... but no matter how many screens I stare at all day I can't seem to need them... and I'd never want to do that hipster thing of fake glasses..

    * I think my face suits glasses due to experiments with sunglasses
    ditto - i was doing some drum sanding in my living room last night and was getting bits in my eyes so put some sunglasses on - it felt very professorial putting on some eyes to do work and i know they make me look awesome

    unlike you though i wont rule out fake ones

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    Quote Originally Posted by SeriousCat View Post
    ditto - i was doing some drum sanding in my living room last night and was getting bits in my eyes so put some sunglasses on - it felt very professorial putting on some eyes to do work and i know they make me look awesome

    unlike you though i wont rule out fake ones
    I always wanted glasses too- my eyes were fine until the last year or so.
    Now I need them.

    The only thing worse than not getting what you want is getting what you want, I guess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by octatonic View Post
    I always wanted glasses too- my eyes were fine until the last year or so.
    Now I need them.

    The only thing worse than not getting what you want is getting what you want, I guess.
    you may have permanent nausea - you may collide with obstacles - you may endure headaches and a sore nosey - but everyone that sees you thinks of you as fractionally more intelligent than before you got the specs

    a worthy trade if ever there was one

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    Quote Originally Posted by SeriousCat View Post
    you may have permanent nausea - you may collide with obstacles - you may endure headaches and a sore nosey - but everyone that sees you thinks of you as fractionally more intelligent than before you got the specs

    a worthy trade if ever there was one
    Precisely how much?
    Does wearing one pair, whilst holding another and pointing meaningfully with it, double the effect?
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    Quote Originally Posted by octatonic View Post
    Precisely how much?
    Does wearing one pair, whilst holding another and pointing meaningfully with it, double the effect?
    Well as we all know the SI unit of seeming visually intelligent is "Thinkies" or Th. Scientifically it's been prooven that the addition of glasses adds precisely 12.5Th to a person.

    However if you add in novelty lenses or coloured lenses this can in some cases lower the Thinkies score by as much as 20Th taking the new score well below the original.
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    While we're on the subject, I need glasses for night-time driving but not a lot else, lost my last pair and don't want to spend a fortune on replacing them (and it's been more than 2 years since my last eye test, so need them testing again) - what the most absolutley skintflint way of getting my eyes tested and glasses sorted?

    I'm not eligible for anything NHS-wise, but wouldn't be adverse to the kind of 2-for-1 offers as I'm always losing things (and I guess if I end up needing glasses for general driving, a pair of prescription sunnies wouldn't hurt...)

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    So here is something.... I am wearing my second pair of specs today for the hell of it.
    These are giving me a bit of vertigo.

    Is this correlation without causation or could the lense be different somehow?
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