Note to self:

[frankus]

What did it deliver? Fire ants? Custard? A fleeting sense of ennui?

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[Mike.L]

And there was me about to write some smart-arse comment like "I bet you won't do that again", only to discover that some people actually do.

I've also done this, told my Dad, he relentlessly took the piss, then did the same thing about 2 weeks later........

[hungrymark]

I have a theory that men get better value for money at the pumps because they're more used to shaking nozzles to release excess drippage.

[Sporky_McGuffin]

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Why thank you.

In my defence it's a pretty slow day.

[bertie]

When I dropped it in to my local garage, they said they get about five a week during summer. .

I wonder why its seasonal ?

[hungrymark]

I wonder why its seasonal ?

Guys getting distracted by boobies in low-cut tops, would be my guess.

[Sporky_McGuffin]

I've always found mallards more distracting than boobies.

[bertie]

darn those sea-birds and their revealing garments

[SeriousCat]

arent mallards freshwater birds?

[Sporky_McGuffin]

I'm pretty sure it's a steam engine.