That's meant to be the cool sunglasses emoticon btw
I'm just waiting for someone to slag emp off for having a screen cam. Won't be long.Originally Posted by Viz
well we are all thinking it...
jeez, there are so many things to slag emp off about, we can't be on top of all of them you know. If you want to invest properly in this then maybe we can produce a better service, but we're doing the best we can.
None of you seem to understand; I'm not locked in here with you, you'll all locked in here with me.
I hate those matrix boards, very rarely do I find them to be of any use whatsoever.
There's one by me that often reads "Don't drive tired". Oh, alright then! I'll phone the boss, tell him I'm not in this week, shall I?! "Yeah, just a bit tired, like...gonna stay in and have a rest...Oh, whilst I'm on the phone..Have my wages gone into the bank yet...?"
there was one on the m27 that said "keep to the left lane unless overtaking" or somesuch and it seemed to make a genuine difference for a few miles - i wondered whether lane hogs thought that the keeping to the left rule was just a big old joke until they saw it written down
It does seem an awful invasion of other road users' privacy.
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I've always wanted to hack into the matrix signs to make them display what I want at will. Stuff like "Mr Jones.... yes, you... in the red Ford'.... (that should cover several drivers), then the next sign would say 'Your wife is shagging your next door neighbour'.
Or 'DANGER - MOTORWAY COLLAPSED AHEAD !', then on the next sign 'Naaah... only joking !'.
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I'm not one for slagging people off (although Bono is an exception), so as long as Emp continues to irritate people, that's fine by me. Good on you, Emp, go for it!
I find the motorway signs a bit of a challenge when they say something like "25 minutes to junction 11" or something like that. I always try and beat the time to prove them wrong.
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