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    Default There are seriously wierd fuckers out there

    6 weeks ago we were burgled. This evening I went to the summerhouse to find my house sharers Trek MTB worth about Łk3 was gone.
    Bed enough, but then it got nasty. They took 4 pairs of my pants. Similar numbers of socks and a shirt out of the tumble dryer.
    We have a Russian hottie in the house and they take MY pants?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brio View Post
    6 weeks ago we were burgled. This evening I went to the summerhouse to find my house sharers Trek MTB worth about Łk3 was gone.
    Bed enough, but then it got nasty. They took 4 pairs of my pants. Similar numbers of socks and a shirt out of the tumble dryer.
    We have a Russian hottie in the house and they take MY pants?
    Maybe they were planning on cycling away but wanted a change of clothes when due to a phobia of sweat?? Ok I'm reaching here, but that's pretty wierd
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    Just run the cam footage and uploaded it to friendly local law. We can clearly ident the robber and his Staffie. Twat.
    He did this at 8:30 in the evening at a house full of people and with caneras and lights

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    World is a crazy f**ked up place for sure.

    Couple of weeks ago, ten or so teenagers followed my brother back from the local shop to our gaffe and forced their way in to "check" that the pot-farm they thought they could smell wasn't in our flat!

    Nothing found, they apologised and left.

    Much as I appreciated the politeness, I wasn't overly enamoured with having armed scallies wandering into my bedroom.

    Twats.
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    And there's me thinking Margate's bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by littlegreenman View Post
    World is a crazy f**ked up place for sure.

    Couple of weeks ago, ten or so teenagers followed my brother back from the local shop to our gaffe and forced their way in to "check" that the pot-farm they thought they could smell wasn't in our flat!

    Nothing found, they apologised and left.

    Much as I appreciated the politeness, I wasn't overly enamoured with having armed scallies wandering into my bedroom.

    Twats.
    Litherland is quite posh isnt it?

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    I suggest photographing the russian hottie in her pants and postingt hem here... that way we can be vigilant and thwart their thievery.

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    I'll pass on your suggestion to her large builder boyfriend.

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    Just want to understand - why would you imagine that a (probably male) thief would want to steal her pants?

    Are they proper valuable pants, or are they sort of unisex or something?

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