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    Default Futurology - jobs of the future

    The Telegraph has listed some jobs of the future:

    Augmented reality specialist changes the look of say buildings via computer generated graphics

    Digital architect designs a selection of virtual buildings for advertisers and retailers to market their products

    Body part maker creates living body parts for athletes and soldiers

    Nano-medic creates very small implants for health monitoring and self-medication

    Vertical farmer farms crops upwards rather than across flat fields to save space

    Waste data handler disposes of your data waste in a responsible way

    Climate controller manages and modifies weather patterns

    Avatar manager designs and manages holograms of virtual people

    Memory augmentation surgeon Helps preserve and improve memory in an ageing population

    Time broker handles time banked by customers in lieu of money for goods or services

    Personal branding manager Develops and manages your personal brand

    Child designer designs offspring that fit parental requirements

    Omnipotence delimiter reins in our belief that anything is possible and we are all-powerful


    Got any more ideas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fretwired View Post
    Time broker handles time banked by customers in lieu of money for goods or services
    Someone watched that fillum with Justin Timberlake.

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    Most of those'll be void after we increase our neural-net/cognitive modelling development...

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    I hear futurology is set to make massive leaps and bounds over the years ahead.
    You're with stupid. ▲

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sporky_McGuffin View Post
    I hear futurology is set to make massive leaps and bounds over the years ahead.
    Is that because of the personal jetpacks and hovercars? Or they can spend more time developing tech whilst their domestic robots handle all the chores at home?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fretwired View Post
    Body part maker creates living body parts for athletes and soldiers
    Soldiers, sure but atheletes - think how long they train their own bodies for to know how it works and interacts..

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    Nano-medic creates very small implants for health monitoring and self-medication
    I think we're actually realising the limitation and risk of interfering - think Heisenberg Principle.

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    Vertical farmer farms crops upwards rather than across flat fields to save space
    The Telegraph has been infiltrated by a Daily Mail writer - is the reason crops need to be grown vertically because of all the immigrants?

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    Waste data handler disposes of your data waste in a responsible way
    Already exist.

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    Climate controller manages and modifies weather patterns
    I think most people have agreed this is unwise at it'd have a knock on effect globally - so it's a really dumb idea.

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    Avatar manager designs and manages holograms of virtual people
    Already exist.

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    Memory augmentation surgeon Helps preserve and improve memory in an ageing population
    Good diet and revisting memory kinda fixes a lot of this. The nature of memory is improving but a surgeon to create the changes is just daft. It'll be daft to go to the trouble of tissue trauma when counsellors, nurses and such can already extend this a lot more than people seem interested in.

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    Time broker handles time banked by customers in lieu of money for goods or services
    Seems like Paranoia.

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    Personal branding manager Develops and manages your personal brand
    Already exist.

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    Child designer designs offspring that fit parental requirements
    What's a Private School then?

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    Omnipotence delimiter reins in our belief that anything is possible and we are all-powerful
    Already exists, it's called reality.


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    Got any more ideas?
    Well, when I look at the list what I see are the ideals of the baby boomer generation being used to address the fears of the baby boomer generation trading in the currencies percieved by the baby boomer generation.

    To make my point plainer - these suggestions would be made by the Amstrad of the future, so what does that make the people who figure these ideas are of worth? Future Amstrad customers

    Current research indicates what we think of as us isn't us, we've got memories of stuff but that's been learnt by successive components much like staff joining and leaving a company. "We do it this way". So thoughts on extending life will change in the coming decades.

    Current thinking on flow is moving towards the concept that chasing increasing technical superiority and ease of living has had a detrimental effect on real happiness.

    Notions of ownership of children is changing, but think on it, a person controlling enough to inflict his prejudices on a child is not going to feel comfortable entrusting "his" DNA (and risk of it's degredation) on a system that's not been shown to work for a number of generations in humans.

    The whole ethos of working will have to change, the unfocussed tun up for an entire day, living a Walter Mitty life on the web, go home and complain about a grueling day thing will change to doing a task, getting recognised for that and going home early.

    The work being done on memory is really interesting because it's going to lead to accepting the prevalence of psychopathy in society and how for the most part these people lead healthy lives - except I suspect where memory is concerned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fretwired View Post


    Got any more ideas?
    Bullshit filtration Officer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by frankus View Post

    The Telegraph has been infiltrated by a Daily Mail writer - is the reason crops need to be grown vertically because of all the immigrants?

    Not a new idea. The Incas did it .... in the UK it could lead to fresh cheap food production as land is very expensive. And they're doing it in Singapore.

    http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2012-10/28/vertical-farm-singapore


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fretwired View Post
    Not a new idea. The Incas did it .... in the UK it could lead to fresh cheap food production as land is very expensive. And they're doing it in Singapore.

    http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2012-10/28/vertical-farm-singapore


    That's terracing, it works a treat in the southern hemisphere as the crops are high yield so don't require machinery... I just don't see the requirement for it at the present.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fretwired View Post
    Omnipotence delimiter reins in our belief that anything is possible and we are all-powerful
    i dont think "delimiter" means that - maybe ive been using it wrong

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