Having your trousers fall down is now very cool!

[Viz]

I'm pleased to say you're right on one point, but not on the other.

You didn't say "respectively" at the end

[Emperor Fabulous]

Yes - indeed they're the same stairs. Evidently he went into the building wearing nothing but his biopharmaceutical trousers and some white pants, found his glasses, changed into his pyjamas and put on a yellow collander and a couple of watches and went out again.

Wow !. I am going to love waving those photos in his face when he's in his forties and laughing hysterically - LOOK AT THESE BEEVER.... YOU TWAT !!! HA HA HA HA HA.

How old is he ? Hang on, when he's in his forties, I'll be... umm, carry the two.... er...... dead. Oh.

[Viz]

Give 'em to your grandchildren to show him

[Emperor Fabulous]

Alas, I am the Last of the Fabulouses. I have no heir. My family name ends when I do (sorry dad !). Besides, it has been scientifically proven that if you don't have kids then your kids are unlikely to have kids either. Maybe I can setup some kind of time capsule for the twat... a twat capsule. So that when he's 40 (presuming he hasn't beaten me to the grim reaper on a cocktail of alcohol and drugs when his time in the white hot spotlight ends and his ego implodes), then maybe someone could dig it up, take out the photos and wave them in his face - preferably in this manner...

[Open_Gee]

It's always puzzled me how their trousers even stay up when they are basically round their thighs.

Surely the only thing holding them up is your John Thomas

[chillidoggy]

You didn't say "respectively" at the end

Maybe I should have said right on the first point, but wrong on the second, because it's not very respective talking about the wife's knickers, or the state of her front bottom on an open forum.

[Viz]

Indeed not! Relieved it was that way round anyway. Well, not exactly relieved as such because I have not investment in the matter, but well anyway you know

[Viz]

Besides, it has been scientifically proven that if you don't have kids then your kids are unlikely to have kids either.

haha omg i never knew that!

[chillidoggy]

Indeed not! Relieved it was that way round anyway. Well, not exactly relieved as such because I have not investment in the matter, but well anyway you know

It occurs to me that I might have to go and check, just to make sure I was right the first time around.

[Viz]

It's ok, you were right