Have a cuppa tea and a nice sit-down.
Get the latest edition of People's Friend delivered to your door, have a boiled sweet or a digestive biscuit... turn the telly up a bit, don't like those people on Jeremy Kyle who whisper...
Did I make you a cup of tea? You didn't want one? No? How rude! Tea is how we won the war you know. How many sugars did you want?
That Gloria Hunniford still looks radiant doesn't she, selling pensions or funeral finance, I really like her, she's really looked after her teeth..
I see the queen's not well, the poor woman, she works so hard you know... tell that to people who play guitar these days and they tell you to get lost, well really, I am lost dear, I thought this was the bingo hall.
Did I make you a cup of tea? You didn't want one? No? How rude! Tea is how we won the war you know. How many sugars did you want?
Have you started reading the Daily Mail ?
Originally Posted by paultheoneyoulove
Custard Tart
No dear, it's all yours, just try not to spit over the pages if you're reading it first...
...and don't cut out the pictures of Pippa Middleton I'm trying to collect them in a scrapbook for the Grand Children - it'll be worth a lot one day.
Is the Queen not dead then...?
Morrissey, you f*cking LIAR...!
*throws a wet plimsole at Morrissey*
I believe it has one or two more readers than the Grauniad, which is shocking news.
look at that, look at that bird on the, on, er, Mrs. Coltart's roof!
"You do things your way and you put your life in God's hands. You do things someone else's way and you take your life in your own hands." Confucius
If that does happen, do we get a day off? What are the rules?
I know we get to vote on whether Prince Charles becomes master and commander... i think. More concerned with a day off though.
I bloody hope so
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