Have a cuppa tea and a nice sit-down.

[RocknRollDave]

If that does happen, do we get a day off? What are the rules?

I know we get to vote on whether Prince Charles becomes master and commander... i think. More concerned with a day off though.

"if"...?!


You suggesting she might live forever.....?

[GAZTOPIA]

"if"...?!


You suggesting she might live forever.....?

Well the Queen Mum made it to about 400 didn't she? I have a feeling she was decommissioned rather than died though. I suppose if you live the kind of life where you're waited on hand and foot every day then you can go on for eons! I wouldn't be suprised if that lot didn't wipe their own arses. Somehow can't imagine Charles' soft, pink hands trying to unpick the first sheet from a fresh bogroll.

[RocknRollDave]

Well the Queen Mum made it to about 400 didn't she? I have a feeling she was decommissioned rather than died though. I suppose if you live the kind of life where you're waited on hand and foot every day then you can go on for eons! I wouldn't be suprised if that lot didn't wipe their own arses. Somehow can't imagine Charles' soft, pink hands trying to unpick the first sheet from a fresh bogroll.

hahahahahaha!

All very true!

[bertie]

*throws a wet plimsole at Morrissey*

couldnt you make it a live hand-grenade ?

[frankus]

couldnt you make it a live hand-grenade ?

Why would you want to throw a wet plimsole at a live hand grenade?

[RocknRollDave]

couldnt you make it a live hand-grenade ?

Well I don't know about you but I would certainly find it a lot easier to get my hands on a plimsole than on a live hand-grenade. Besides, I want it to smart a bit not kill him - I'm still waiting for the latest solo album he reckons he wrote ages ago and still hasn't released.

[ianpdq]

Get the latest edition of People's Friend delivered to your door, have a boiled sweet or a digestive biscuit... turn the telly up a bit, don't like those people on Jeremy Kyle who whisper...

Did I make you a cup of tea? You didn't want one? No? How rude! Tea is how we won the war you know. How many sugars did you want?

That Gloria Hunniford still looks radiant doesn't she, selling pensions or funeral finance, I really like her, she's really looked after her teeth..

I see the queen's not well, the poor woman, she works so hard you know... tell that to people who play guitar these days and they tell you to get lost, well really, I am lost dear, I thought this was the bingo hall.

Did I make you a cup of tea? You didn't want one? No? How rude! Tea is how we won the war you know. How many sugars did you want?

I think you have a touch of Les Dawson syndrome

[frankus]

I think you have a touch of Les Dawson syndrome

It's called jazz muthaf*cka!!!

[Viz]

K

Why would you want to throw a wet plimsole at a live hand grenade?

Class :-)

[Ozric]

Apart from spitting image, the only thing I really remember about her is that she was always in the news for hip replacements. How many hips did she have?