Don't rely on your TV's programme guide...
So, here I am, munching on a pizza, glugging some rather nice Wolf Blass Red Label plonk, trying to find something to watch on the box (Freeview). I spot 'Secrets of the Shoplifters' on 4Seven. "Let's see what that's about" I think. Press Enter.
My screen fills with a huge image of an inflamed, chlamidia infected vagina being opened up with a speculum.
Then that bloke from 'Embarrassing Bodies' appears.
Originally Posted by Myranda_Rose
...which is the lamest excuse for getting caught looking at foo-foos that I've ever heard.
Not that "secrets of the shoplifters" sounds like BAFTA winner either.
It is when you're pissed and the alternative is 'CSI Grimsby' or whatever it is.
Besides, I can think of many a way to look at fine examples of foo-foos. Having an inflamed & infected one thrust in my face when I'm eating a pizza is just... well.... in rather poor taste.
Fair points well made.
I'm just firing up a pizza and I won't be able to look at it in quite the same way now...
Ahhh I've seen that too. But when I channel hopped on to it I caught a scene with a guy at a clinic. "hello whats this?" I thought. Then the guy rolled on his front and the camera and nurse's finger went right up his starfish looking for boils and pus.
Put me right off my stroke it did.
Last edited by Col.Decker; 20th May 2013 at 06:54 AM.
What !!?? He appears from the minging vagina?
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