The Surgeon Approacheth...

[Telebass]

Next Tuesday, I have to have some bits sawn out of my shoulder, literally. No playing/gigging/work for 6 weeks! Aaaargh!

[jalapeno]

Eeew ! Good luck old chap !

[frankus]

Good luck fellah stock up on some music to occupy yourself

[Guitar_Slinger]

Ooh! Get well soon then.

[Telebass]

Suspect I'll be appearing here fairly regularly!

[frankus]

Suspect I'll be appearing here fairly regularly!

yeah how about that

[bertie]

sounds like a touch of the old subacromial decompression................ good luck with the "6 weeks" took me over 2 months

[musophilr]

Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.'

The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like Construction Workers. Those guys always understand when you
have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.'

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, no spine - and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the ar*seho*le - and they are completely interchangeable'

[Grunfeld.]

Next Tuesday, I have to have some bits sawn out of my shoulder, literally. No playing/gigging/work for 6 weeks! Aaaargh!

Good luck with that. A bit of rest is good. At the other end of the spectrum is my old drummer who was gigging with a drumstick gaffa taped to his bandaged hand a few days after hand surgery; and who was gigging two weeks after a heart attack saying he reckoned it would be OK because it was not the usual punk stuff, just a Bob Dylan covers band