Variax 300: Red

[Sporky_McGuffin]

Me too.

[MarkSmith]

Looking at this thread I think most people were thinking you guys should get a room.

[Sporky_McGuffin]

Actually, most people were thinking that that skirt makes your bum look big.

[TTony]

Actually, most people were thinking that that skirt makes your bum look big.

That shade of lipstick suits his complexion though ...

[Sporky_McGuffin]

Yeah, but did he have to put it there?

[MarkSmith]

That's not my lipstick

[Sporky_McGuffin]

Maybe, but it is your *********.

[MarkSmith]

You don't have to stare at it so much.

[Sporky_McGuffin]

Don't I? Don't I indeed....

[TTony]

You don't have to stare at it so much.

Now who needs the room ?

I feel like a gooseberry.

But I'll settle for a mars bar ...