This probably won't be of use to you but I have a white Tele body that is cracked from the back of the heel to about half way down the back of the body. It's still tied up in a bit of an Ebay wrangle with the seller just now (it arrived like this) but could let you know if it's available when the dispute is sorted out.
I have pics of the damage if need be and can send them on. I have no use for it so if they don't want it back then it's available (should it be of any interest).
EDIT- Forgot to add that it not a Fender body which might mean it's not for you, the shape is pretty close though and it's not an 'inspired by' type body, it's a copy.
Think I've got a neck (which fit in my Squier Strat body - 56mm pocket, 22 frets with overhang) with a Tele headstock kicking around...it's not the finest neck in the world, but it seems fairly straight. The frets are another story, though - it definitely needs a refret, 'cos they're uneven as hell.
Originally Posted by nocaster
...so hearing the sound not coming from my arse is a weird concept...