Stratocaster VI Bass

[Sporky_McGuffin]

I bet your mum would be proud of you - such a friendly, polite boy.

[Lixarto]

Yeah I would jerk off on it instead,

You are welcome to try.

[MojoXtra]

Nope, that would be the time zone settings for your account. The forum's clearly identified you as being backward.

Guess someone doesn't know how to navigate a simple forum options page.

Hmm these girls are trying so hard to be funny with their bitching, perhaps they are cross dressers and the types with chinese tatoos all down their back.

For the educated types, translated the chinese tatoo means, " Thank's for dropping in "

Does that ring your dingaling ? and tingles it ? LOL

[HeartfeltDawn]

Yeah I would jerk off on it instead,

you were one of the biggest frothers around...

You certainly talk about jerking off and frothing enough. Freud would have a field day with you once he'd stopped you masturbating on his couch.

[Lixarto]

For the educated types, translated the chinese tatoo means, " Thank's for dropping in "

Us educated types know both how to spell and how to use apostrophes.
Now will you please fuck off?

[Sporky_McGuffin]

You certainly talk about jerking off and frothing enough.

Maybe if he was getting some proper sex he'd be less up-tight.

[Lixarto]

Maybe if he was getting some proper sex he'd be less up-tight.

It's always a "he" isn't it?
Women are so much better behaved IME.

[Sporky_McGuffin]

Ooops. I seem to have slipped and accidentally banned Mojo.

My bad etc.

[Lixarto]

Hurrah! A happy ending.

Oh. I mean, what a shame.

[Ben_Sir_Amos]

Ooops. I seem to have slipped and accidentally banned Mojo.

My bad etc.

Spoilsport.

I was enjoying this thread. Not as funny as AmpKitMan but getting close.

I'll have to search for that old thread about scratching the girlfirend's name into the guitar: "Kellie, please drop the injuntshun"