Awww shucks... Thanks peeps I haz had a big lunchtime nosh-up and several beers followed by a long snooze. Something else came between the beers and the snooze, but I'm not allowed to tell you, Mrs Fab says.
Dave... that's a great cake there, and thanks for the effort you made in baking and decorating it. Unfortunately, I'm Kev, not John, 46 not 80, and the greenhouse needs a single layer of blocks to get the frame out of the marzipan flowerbed, so I recommend digging a 1cm trench and filling it with 4mm of crisps, followed by 5mm of royal icing before laying the funsize mars bars on top. ...but you have to mix the icing by hand.
So... another year over. My annual mid-life crisis put back in it's box until next year, and it's back to normal. Thanks for the congratulations and the thread. I love you all. I'd like to thank my agent, my family, my friends and of course...my medication - without which, none of this would be possible.