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    Light doesn't exist - it's all done by Gnomes ...... http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/P...l_about_Gnomes

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    Math-war At Last A Flame-war That Can Be Won...

    Yes I'm Barry Scott Your Commentator For This Spectacular Event!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lixarto View Post
    Doesn't travel in a straight line owing to the curve in the space/time continuum
    For Frankus' maths war

    The model supposes that the gravity of massive objects causes space-time to be 'curved' in their vicinities. Light takes the shortest possible distance between its emitter and its destination, which, in the absence of gravity, will be a straight line. In the model of relativity gravity causes space-time to be curved so light travels along the geodesic of whatever valleys and peaks form along its path. However it is theoretically possible for space-time to be affected by gravity in such a way that local geodesic is a flat plane.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fr4nkus View Post
    Math-war At Last A Flame-war That Can Be Won...

    Yes I'm Barry Scott Your Commentator For This Spectacular Event!!

    (IT STOLE THE CAPSLOCK )
    You dont have capslock privelidges. I dont either, so mine get stolen away from me. I think its because the things I say are so powerful, if they were ever to be seen in Caps, people might fall out of their own noses.
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    It's because I am so sexy. Clearly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crotchet View Post
    below the light?

    I have wondered about this for decades.

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    ...and why do the smaller flies go round in circles, while the big feckers head straight for the window and bounce off the glass?

    Different survival strategies, I guess.

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    The light thing is a mis-firing of the genetic intruction to use a fixed point in the sky to navigate with.

    Moths are the perfect demonstration - they have have eyes that effectively have straws coming off them (not true compound eyes). As the Moon is at optical infinity it is a good navigation aid - the moth just keeps the moon within a certain straw and that keeps ot straight.

    Alas the moth's navigation system has developed over hundreds of thousands of years and artificial light is very recent.

    So the moth sees a light, assumes it is the moon or sun and then keeps that image in the eye-straw. As the light is very close this causes the moth to follow a concentric circle until it flies into the flame.

    So - the behaviour is not at all intentional, it is just a mis-firing of a genetic rule of thumb that still works perfectly well in the absence of artificial light.
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    OK, but... flies do it in broad daylight with the light switched off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlindLemonAde View Post
    OK, but... flies do it in broad daylight with the light switched off!

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