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    Quote Originally Posted by fr4nkus View Post
    I dig nettle roots, nice tea.

    I made two bottles of elderflower cordial too
    Never tried nettle tea before, what does it taste like?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foster View Post
    This be how everyone in't ghetto talks.

    Don't make me pop a cap in your arse.
    In my head you're reading that in a west country accent (no idea why, you're a nothern monkey aren't you?). It's hillarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by happybanana View Post
    In my head you're reading that in a west country accent (no idea why, you're a nothern monkey aren't you?). It's hillarious.
    I imagined that too

    Quote Originally Posted by SnoopBumkinFos
    If 'ee got women troubles then oi feel fur 'e, son
    ois got nointynoin problems but a bitch ain't one of em. arr.
    mucus ardour urban mr men turnip!

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    I admit it does read better in a west country accent.

    Try to imagine Sean Bean reading it out instead.

    "These ducks have been travelling for years to give you bonuses. Stupid fucking ducks..."

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    Bindweed.

    Japanese Knotweed.

    Himalayan Balsam.

    Mare's Tails (aka Horsetail.)

    If you get any of those, just move away. It's the only solution... short of a napalm strike.

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    Two weekends ago I dug up from our garden (which was all concrete flags) about 3 tonnes of flags, 2 tonnes of concrete and gravel under the flags, 1 tonne of rubble buried in the hard clay earth underneath the concrete. I then carted in nearly 1 tonne of manure and 3 tonnes of top soil. That was fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heskin Radiophonic View Post
    Two weekends ago I dug up from our garden (which was all concrete flags) about 3 tonnes of flags, 2 tonnes of concrete and gravel under the flags, 1 tonne of rubble buried in the hard clay earth underneath the concrete..
    was she still there ?
    ......"Bertie is pretty much a zen master..................."

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    Quote Originally Posted by bertie View Post
    was she still there ?
    mucus ardour urban mr men turnip!

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