Dick Thickness - Does It Matter

[Sir Axeman]

I heard that ESP's LTD guitars are ok but the LTD stands for Little Thin Dick. So not very inspiring are they?

[Mike.L]

I heard that ESP's LTD guitars are ok but the LTD stands for Little Thin Dick. So not very inspiring are they?

You've been mis-informed, LTD stand for Long Thick Dick. The guitars are good though

[Mike.L]

I am proud to say I have both girth and length. I have found that a hybrid approach, using tongue and fingers as well makes the ladies very grateful

You play guitar with your tongue?

[Crotchet]

You play guitar with your tongue?

Works for Vai

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65AZQ1H57f8

[Mike.L]

Pay attention at the back of the class!

I was feigning innocence and failed miserably

[Mike.L]

I obviously haven't corrupted you enough

I'm more corrupted than a Russian politician*You have completed my corruption


*I actually have no proof of them being corrupt

[Mike.L]

Picks or it hasn't happened

Even you'd be scared of the pics. I have to have counselling on a regular (daily) basis to maintain some level of normality.

[Mike.L]

He says to the guy who may have some connection to midget porn

Midget Lezzer porn is normal to me.....